RandomwordbyRuth dating tip # 505
Never take a blind woman to the 4th of July fireworks and/or any display that requires viewing things in deep detail
RandomwordbyRuth dating tip #506
Although known as a Single’s paradise of unclean minds…snagging the next spouse to be at an AA meeting does not lead to a happy sober ending.
tip # 507
Bicurious housewives most likely will not get you a foot in matrimony’s door. Typically, these women only lead to the uncomfortable feeling of being hunted down by a crazed middle aged married heterosexual males.
tip # 508
Lastly, on a first date it is wise to not expose the following details about your pet-ro-fied life:
‘My dog has maggots in her vulva because she is so obese she cannot clean herself properly’