This Sucks


RandomwordbyRuth dating tip # 505

love and firework rarely happen at the same time
love and firework rarely happen at the same time

Never take a blind woman to the 4th of July fireworks and/or any display that requires viewing things in deep detail

RandomwordbyRuth dating tip #506

Although known as a Single’s paradise of unclean minds…snagging the next spouse to be at an AA meeting does not lead to a happy sober ending.

Three Stooges
always offer to scrape the mold of the bread…after a night of pleasure

tip # 507

Bicurious housewives most likely will not get you a foot in matrimony’s door.  Typically, these women only lead to the uncomfortable feeling of being hunted down by a crazed middle aged married heterosexual males.

tip # 508

Lastly, on a first date it is wise to not expose the following details about your pet-ro-fied life:

‘My dog has maggots in her vulva because she is so obese she cannot clean herself properly’

Another Bad Date?
never take your drug dealer to bed

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