Watercolor enthusiast, Karen Pence, has found herself…a new, old job. As a teacher at a highly unnoticeable Christian Academy. And, she will be pushing for certain avoidance out of her ‘girls’:
…contumacious behavior, divisive conduct, and participating in, supporting, or condoning sexual immorality, homosexual activity or bi-sexual activity, promoting such practices, or being unable to support the moral principles of the school.
Along with teaching the ‘girls’ how to finger paint, it is the assumption that Karen will also elaborating on…
How to be a good wife!
– Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs.
– Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
– Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. Keep in mind…being a little gay…is far different than…being very gay!
-Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
– Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him.
-You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
-Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
-Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
- Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
-Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment of integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
‘Always, always, always, a good wife always knows her place.’