Are You a Weiner?

Having been a constant wanderer.  And, having a need to leave the repo man behind…I have managed to secure many different an obscure jobs.  A lost spirit was I.  Traveling, running, playing in play grounds that offered warning signs.

Key West had been a place of delicious joy for my partying ways.  I left the Escort closer to Cuba than Miami.  Locking the keys inside the car…I left a gentle note to the repo man…explaining what he could do with the car.

Mr. Curly, from Curly’s BBQ, had been an African American in need of a waitress.  Curly also loved blondes.

Curly had a niche that he felt I could fill.

“You hate people.  You’re a little dis-shoveled.  And, you have pretty, pretty hair.  Just treat the customers as if…you do not care!”

That was it!  Mr. Curly wanted to drive me around Duvall street in his convertible.   And, treat all his patrons to my typical New England cynicism.

Up until now, my gig at Curly’s BBQ seemed a barely functioning, artist’s dream.

Dream Job Alert! You could be an Oscar Mayer weiner and drive the Weinermobile across the country


You know the famous tune, “Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I truly wish to be, cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me.”

Well, now you really could be an Oscar Mayer weiner of sorts.

The hot dog company with the famous Weinermobile is searching for a “Hotdogger!”

What’s a Hotdogger?

The company says it’s a job “you can relish” if you have an “appetite for adventure” and an outgoing, friendly personality. The “Hotdogger” will represent the Oscar Mayer brand as a goodwill ambassador. You’ll make radio and television appearances, get interviewed by local newspapers and make visits to grocery stores, military events and charity events across the country. Even better, you’ll get to travel in pure Oscar Mayer weiner style in the famous “Weinermobile.”

Click to access hotdogger-application.pdf

The job posting lists the job perks as “the condiments.” The job will include a competitive salary, including expenses, benefits and clothing with a company car that is “guaranteed to turn heads.”

The job requirements ask if you “cut the mustard?” So if you’re outgoing, creative, friendly, enthusiastic, a college graduate and you have a “big appetite for adventure” you need to apply.

Hey, it’s worth a shot, right? Sing it with us: “Because if you were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with you!”hqdefault

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