Sometimes, I think the mania…is all me. It is obvious… my mind is twisted.
Buying a ‘blow-up’ doll for my nephew’s 16th birthday.
Mooning out of a car window, in a round-a-bout and getting stuck…like a clog in the drain.
Yet, when I come downstairs to my wife speaking into a remote control. Talking with potty mouth to a woman named, Alexa. Not just talking but being actually agitated with this unknown woman.
These behaviors concern me. There is more mania, way more…to go around for everyone.
For instance, I had planned on getting my wife a new and improved vacuum cleaner for Valentine’s day. Simple, not necessarily romantic, but what she asked for. After 16 years, I take the quickest route to making her happy.
That is until I discovered this advertisement:
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