Cloning V-day


Sometimes, I think the mania…is all me.  It is obvious… my mind is twisted.

Buying a ‘blow-up’ doll for my nephew’s 16th birthday.

Mooning out of a car window, in a round-a-bout and getting stuck…like a clog in the drain.imageedit_2_7717374105

Yet, when I come downstairs to my wife speaking into a remote control.  Talking with potty mouth to a woman named, Alexa.  Not just talking but being actually agitated with this unknown woman.

These behaviors concern me.  There is more mania, way more…to go around for everyone.

For instance, I had planned on getting my wife a new and improved vacuum cleaner for Valentine’s day.  Simple, not necessarily romantic, but what she asked for.  After 16 years, I take the quickest route to making her happy.

That is until I discovered this advertisement:

Portland’s own Clone-A-Willy now offers the totally unique Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Sleeve kit, bringing Pussy Power to a whole new level! This one-of-a-kind DIY molding kit is totally unique to the industry and will prove to be a game-changer for long distance relationships everywhere.

www.cloneawilly.com

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