A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says, “Hey! What are you doing?’
The monkey says, “Smoking a joint, come and join me.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke another joint.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a
drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.
A crocodile see this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
Then he ask the lizard, “Whats up with you?” The lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth
got dry, and that he was so wasted…that when he got a drink from the river…
he fell in.
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle
and finds the tree where the monkey fell from. The monkey is sitting there finishing
He looks up and says, “Hey monkey!”
The monkey looks down and says,
“Dude, how much water did you drink?”