I must admit. After reading many Tom Robbins books and John Updike and Kurt Vonnegut…I began to believe in the Pot Fairy!
For example, after having hidden a ‘stash’ in the tiny, tiny, tiny, compartment of my moped (the compartment that can easily be popped open with a butter knife). I can go off into ‘space cadet’ fashion for several seasons. Forgetting the 1/8th neatly tucked into my zip locked registration.
Two years later, on a transcendental ride…lonely for a toke and one on one with Zen Cows out to pasture…I will scrounge about the vehicle, looking for a light!
And, lo and behold, in the tiny, tiny, tiny, compartment? A small Bic lighter and pot!
Therefore, the…Pot Fairy…she doesn’t always put out for wishes. But when she does…she delivers!
Giving into innocence…an adults want to believe in the distortion of reality!
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Attorney General William Barr has just read the classic American novel “Moby-Dick,” by Herman Melville, and found that the book contains “no evidence whatsoever of whales,” Barr stated on Tuesday.
The Attorney General issued his statement on the absence of whales in the Melville classic in a two-paragraph book report released to the news media.
“Those who read ‘Moby-Dick’ looking for whales will be sorely disappointed,” Barr wrote. “There are no whales here.”
To illustrate his point, Barr quoted the book’s first sentence: “Call me Ishmael.”
“As you can clearly see, that sentence does not have a whale in it,” Barr wrote.
The Attorney General indicated that he hoped his report would put an end to “reckless speculation” about the existence of whales in “Moby-Dick.” “It’s time to move on,” he wrote.
Barr disclosed that, after waiting years to read “Moby-Dick,” he was able to finish reading it in approximately fifteen minutes.