Everything I Learned in Cat School

  1. To completely understand humility…I must first try to pat a cat
  2. The Cat obviously knows exactly what my faults are and I will be treated bernieaccordingly
  3. I will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats
  4. Cats are like a thing of beauty, strength, and grace that lies behind…a poor attitude
  5. In the dark all cats and all women are beautiful
  6. There are no dog houses for cats
  7. Beware the Cat hater
  8. Mostly, a cat is a cat and that is that
  9. The Cat will wait until you clean the ‘cat box’ before using it
  10. puff daddy
    When rats infest the Palace a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse.

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