Chances Are

Chances are ’cause I wear a silly grin
The moment you come into view
Chances are you think that I’m in love with you

The male gator, nicknamed ‘Chance the Snapper,’ was first spotted in the Humboldt Park lagoon about a week ago. After local enthusiasts tried and failed to trap the reptile, Frank Robb arrived from St. Augustine on Sunday. By early Tuesday, he had caught the 5 foot 3 inch animal using something that even cartoon alligators know to avoid: a fishing pole.

PG Insults

My favorite insult minus the ‘swear’…

When was the last time you had sex?

Usually this offered up to an elderly lesbian wearing peds with kittens on them…directing traffic during the fourth of July parade in Provincetown.

Some other ‘digs’ without the potty mouth?

Bless Your Heart – given when someone tries to dress out of their age group

I have neither the time or the crayons to explain this to you

Out that many sperm…you won?

You’re like god spilled a person

You’re a gray sprinkle in the rainbow

You dress like you came from a donation pile

And, my personal favorite…maybe you’d have a better chance with the heterosexuals!

Wicked Good Stuff!

Boston accents just voted the second sexiest in the U.S! Really? I have always found our accents a bit off putting, gruff and judgmental! But who am I to point fingers into someone else’s YADH?!