Today, I found a middle aged...pimple! And, all manners of imagination...soon followed! “Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way lies grace - and maybe even glory.” “Well, Daddy, I used to believe that artists went crazy in the process of … Continue reading AARP and Pimples
"Some people find fall depressing, others hate spring. I've always been a spring person myself. All that growth, you can feel Nature groaning, the old bitch; she doesn't want to do it, not again, no, anything but that, but she has to. It's a fucking torture rack, all that budding and pushing, the sap up … Continue reading Influenced By…Spring
The silent 'fuck you' of marriage: When your spouse and/or partner purposely leaves cabinet doors open. Full knowing you will eventually walk into them!
I will try to make this as smooth a transition, as possible. Course, I say that, but when traveling with two, four-legged, friends, the opposite is typically the case. The getting into the car, packing up the dogs, bringing treats, a leash, etc. If by chance a leash or two, is forgotten? A belt is … Continue reading Gnawing on It
In truth, there is and always will be... A low-key character and undisciplined friend! Definitely, a hard bone to bury. Conceivably, it is a somber day when we discover which one we are... The quiet one that travels...discretely? Or, the one that takes life too far? So, perhaps, it is best to be the third … Continue reading Magoo’s Law #10