Sometimes, I think the mania…is all me. It is obvious… my mind is twisted.
Buying a ‘blow-up’ doll for my nephew’s 16th birthday.
Mooning out of a car window, in a round-a-bout and getting stuck…like a clog in the drain.
Yet, when I come downstairs to my wife speaking into a remote control. Talking with potty mouth to a woman named, Alexa. Not just talking but being actually agitated with this unknown woman.
These behaviors concern me. There is more mania, way more…to go around for everyone.
For instance, I had planned on getting my wife a new and improved vacuum cleaner for Valentine’s day. Simple, not necessarily romantic, but what she asked for. After 16 years, I take the quickest route to making her happy.
That is until I discovered this advertisement:
Portland’s own Clone-A-Willy now offers the totally unique Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Sleeve kit, bringing Pussy Power to a whole new level! This one-of-a-kind DIY molding kit is totally unique to the industry and will prove to be a game-changer for long distance relationships everywhere.
Part of the problem, one study indicated, is that many doctors assume their queer, bi, and lesbian patients are straight, or believe the “urban myth” that lesbian women don’t need to be tested for STIs or reproductive cancers because they don’t have heterosexual sex with cisgender men. These kinds of assumptions reinforce the misguided notion that queer women are militantly monogamous, and therefore don’t need to worry about STDs. The idea that queer sex between women isn’t “real” sex suggests that queer relationships are somehow less valuable or meaningful than heterosexual relationships—a belief that is both alienating and dangerous. Lesbian women are screened for HPV, STIs, and cervical cancer less frequently, and may not be offered the same amount of information about preventative measures like dental dams or the HPV vaccine as heterosexual patients, leading to a greater risk for cervical cancers and other reproductive health issues.
Young queer women are particularly vulnerable to contracting HPV and STIs, and according to one 2015 study, may be more likely to opt out of receiving the HPV vaccine without sufficient information from their healthcare providers. Fish’s research focused primarily on lesbian women, but bisexual women, trans women and men, and gender nonbinary individuals regularly report experiencing anxiety about disclosing their gender identity and sexual orientation. They have good reason to: Trans individuals surveyed in “Transgender Patient Perceptions of Stigma in Health Care Contexts,” a 2013 study published in the journal Medical Care, reported being denied healthcare, or experiencing “substandard care, forced care, [and] verbal abuse.”
The Trump administration’s plan to reinstate a Reagan-era domestic gag rule would make it illegal for healthcare providers receiving funding from Title X to refer patients to outside clinics or abortion providers. “Planned Parenthood serves 41 percent of the 4 million people who rely on the Title X program. If Planned Parenthood were pushed out of the program, the ability for those people to access free or low-cost birth control, cancer screenings, STD screenings, and other reproductive health care would be at risk,” Dean says. With growing numbers of young people identifying as queer, access to safe spaces and resources for appropriate and accurate sex education is more important than ever. Until the mainstream medical community learns to recognize queer women’s right to affordable, queer-inclusive care, Planned Parenthood will remain an essential, valuable resource.