Hunting Rabbits

One wonders many things when on semi hallucinogenic drugs.

Such as, why are small motor boats often painted in camo?  Do Northern New Englander’s truly believe they are pulling one over on the Rainbow Trout, swimming about below them?

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Why rake leaves? Here in the thicket of bad weather; Why work tirelessly early morning to late night, tidying up Mother’s trash?  Generally, the leaves come back.  If your leaves don’t come back…someone else’s will. For that matter, why do we pay the city to dust our sidewalks and streets?  Every year ’round this time, funny little machines with romba vacs attached to the under carriage of sup up’d ATV’s.

Today, another strange question from beyond the bong!

Whatever happened to Elmer Fudd?

What is the story about this mystery man?

Did you know you could set your Google search language to Elmer Fudd?  Just in case you were searching for ‘rascally’ rabbits infestations.

Elmer’s alias had originally been, Egghead.  Current day, rumor has it, Elmer is posing as, Donald Trump jr.

Rush Limbaugh has fudd-phobia.  A fear of small men in plaid with W.C. Field’s nose.

Mr. Fudd was born in 1937.  His first screen debut?  Feud There Was(1938.)

Currently, Mr. Fudd works as a, paid, Trump supporter.  Often he is noticed around the rallies in his signature flannel and concealed weapon.  Usually, Mr. Fudd carries a sign stating:

‘Any time those wittle nut cwackers democrats think they can out-smart Ewmer J. Fudd they’ve got another thing coming.’

 

 

Big Hands I Know You’re the One

Trump supporter writes tribute song…

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When I’m out walking…I strut my stuff.  Yeah, and I’m sooo…strung out.  I’m high as a kite on diesel fuel…I just might stop to check you out.  

When at a MAGA rally…let me go on like the big orange blister in the sun.  Please, please, Big Hands, I know you’re the one.  Body bags and beets, I stain my sheets.  I dunno why.  I have a girlfriend, she’s at Folsom.  She traded some tricks to be here.  But she couldn’t make the grade…now she is starting to cry.

Let me go on like a can of used on Sun-In.  Let me go on with bible in clenched fist and can of Skoal in pocket.  Let me go on…Big Hands, I know you’re the one.

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And you know what they say about men with small hands,” he continued, pausing for dramatic effect. “You can’t trust ’em. You can’t trust ’em.

 

Trump’s Subterranean Homesick Blues

I’ve always thought that if it rains from time to time…Do I really need to worry about drought’

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You don’t need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows

And, often I ponder…’If I don’t chew gum!  I must be an upright citizen!’

Trump on the problems with wind power: The wind ‘only blows sometimes’

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The pump don’t work
’Cause the vandals took the handles

“You look at the fact that we would have been powered by wind, which wouldn’t have worked by the way because it only blows sometimes and lots of problems come about.”

45

 

 

 

Those Pesky Windmills

Thoughts on any of those pesky windmills?

Notions about…the sun and how it could power the earth?

Well, add these few astute observations from an expert…#45!03-30-17 Emissions

-Let’s put up some windmills. When the wind doesn’t blow, just turn off the television darling, please. There’s no wind, please turn off the television quickly.

=I think it’s something [Democrats] should really promote…no planes, no energy. When the wind stops blowing, that’s the end of your electric. ‘Darling is the wind blowing today? I’d like to watch television.

How ’bout global warming…and, alike?

-I’m not supposed to be using hair spray.  But think of it.  So Obama’s always talking about the global warming, that global warming is our biggest and most dangerous problem, OK?

And, certainly, our expert on the cleanliness of climate change offers some sage advice:

-You gotta take care of the floors. You know the floors of the forest, very important.

…You look at other countries where they do it differently and it’s a whole different story.  I was with the president of Finland and he called it a forest nation, and they spend a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things…

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YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THE FLOORS. YOU KNOW THE FLOORS OF THE FOREST, VERY IMPORTANT. I WAS WITH THE PRESIDENT OF FINLAND, HE CALLED IT A FOREST NATION, AND THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON RAKING AND CLEANING AND DOING THINGS AND THEY DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEM

In my world if you say…you are an environmentalist.  You Are One!  After all, it takes balls to claim you belong to the earth…and, you don’t really mean it.  That is a lie likely to get one into hell.  Or, at least, elected to some important position.

Right now we’re at the cleanest we’ve ever been and that’s very important to me.   But if we’re clean, but every other place on Earth is dirty, that’s not so good…’So I want clean air, I want clean water, very important.’

Stand or Fall

Trying to get up that great big hill of hope for a destination.  I realized quickly when I knew I should…that the world was made up of this brotherhood of man.  For whatever that means. And, so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed, just to get it all out…what’s in my head… so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs, “What’s going on?!”

 

I have never been one for promoting pro-life.  I am pro-life, however.  That is when it comes to decisions, physically, in my own life.  Not someone else’s.  Being a lesbian, I have no need for birth control.  Still, when I had been younger…and indecisive, birth control from Planned Parenthood, fit into my low income budget.  And, after coming fully-out?  Planned Parenthood had remained my healthcare provider for all my ‘female’ exams!

In these days of appointing Provincial Judges to a higher court and electing right wing officials, our freedoms are dwindling…a little at time.  Slipping budget cuts in between the moments of  #45’s latest debacle.

So…

The White House plans to issue new guidelines for Title X, the only federal program dedicated to paying for birth control. The new rule is expected to require a “physical as well as financial separation” between entities that receive Title X funds and those that provide abortions.

By the way, in-between the fine lines of screwing women over…

Title X provides birth control, screening for sexual transmitted diseases and reproductive healthcare.

Over 40% of Planned Parenthood’s clients receive these services. 

Early abortion bans, known as ‘heartbeat bills,’ are being proposed in at least ten states. So far, those in MissouriMississippiTennesseeGeorgia, and Kentucky have advanced the farthest in state legislatures.

https://www.nbcnews.com

Again, slowly and quietly, a woman’s right’s’ to make informed, healthy choices, are falling away with the slightest stroke of a pen.