the Wonder of the Bra

English: Label from a 1950s Wonder-Bra. This b...
English: Label from a 1950s Wonder-Bra. This brassiere was manufactured by D’Amour in the US. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

An interested reader writes:

In recent times, bras perform the duties of all a fashion even a attribute adornment. They even can relief female always wear very own fashion to accentuate their health considerably better, maybe act as invisible allows to use within t-shirts also vest golf tees. Ever before breast support you adore, remember you will an ideal install to ones proportions and you’ll be certain beautiful relationships as part of your cutting edge undergarment, anything that mode or maybe a means creation they can fit for!

the blonde hair writes:

At times it’s easier to simply take a step again and also understand that not everybody shares your own values

There must be something I can do with that! Well, this is how the story goes. Most women hate bras…I don’t care if they are fem, butch, high quality, low maintenance and/or in the middle of a sex change. Bra’s suck!
The true Bra…the one that snaps, pops, crackles and hoisters up them bad girls, typically lacy and cotton, really, really, really suck!
The knock off bras for women such as myself; shoulders like a linebacker, ape arms and long mid section…typically athletic looking but are generally referred to as, androgynistic, well, those bras are for sport.

Hanged Brassieres on Main Street, Winnipeg
Hanged Brassieres on Main Street, Winnipeg (Photo credit: AJ Batac)

And, let me tell you, there is not sport about them. They are convincingly comfortable and buyer beware fabricated with WILL NOT SHRINK in the wash.
Bullshit, so now, those little bad girls are torn all asunder one up and one down and/or you look like you have a Uni-Boob.
When it is hot as the hair’s on a earth friendly, tree huggin’, pacifist who doesn’t believe in bathing, bra’s are a women worse enemy!
So, in response to the Blonde Hair reader. You are absolutely one hundred percent right…everyone is entitled to my opinion whether they share it with someone else or not and take a step back Sista and look at yourself. Dyed Blond, Uni-Boob, over done tan in the can, middle aged woman who probably still buys WonderBra‘s!