LMAO-looking for job references!

Dumbing down of philosophy
Dumbing down of philosophy (Photo credit: TheCreativePenn)

When one graduates from college these should not be the only thoughts on their mind:

I’d rather just skip the skype tonight…
and for the record, no i can’t actually read. i dont comprehend 3/4 of what i read.
No, good deed goes on unpunished I guess, or so I’ve been told.
Here we go again..as always, ashamed to admit it, but what does that saying even mean?
Somebody find me a job. I’ll pay you!
Ambien Not so Full of Grace