I like big butts and I cannot lie?
Scientists at the University of Oxford have uncovered evidence that women with big butts are not only the most intelligent, but also the most resistant to chronic illnesses.
Women with a big butts, wide hips and a narrow waist can live longer, and even be more intelligent, since the Omega 3 fats stored in their butts support brain development.
comments from the peanut eating gallery:
“Yo, bitch I have a flat ass! It is more aerodynamic and much better suited for having sex in small places. You don’t see that Wonder Butt J-Lo winning no nobel prize!”
My Prostate is growing and growing and growing. Fuck where is the damn toilet?
FREE video reveals Dr. David Brownstein’s 5 Simple Tips
to a Healthy Prostate and an in-depth exploration on why
prostate concerns do NOT have to be an inevitable part of aging.
Why wait to pee? Worry about getting it up at night…not up and out! Take the natural way out! Don’t believe me? Dr. David Brownstein used this remarkably simple and holistic drug not only on lab rats but on his father-in-law! Now the whole damn family can use the bathroom.
Should holistic and drug be in the same sentence? Seems wrong? Therefore, the maker of this info-blog would like to suggest elastic, Poise and drunk nights. In the midst of a holistic blackout…with an adult diaper on there would be no need to worry about the ‘got to go’ feeling.
ARE YOU A LIPSTICK LESBIAN?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor round the gay bar at night?
Are there homosexuals everywhere?
Personally, RandomwordbyRuth does not condone stereotyping any gender, group, chat-room and/or misguided organized religion. However, when visiting the local Gandhi-Mart for further research via the local townies, the following conclusions were made:
1. It don’t matter who the fuck you are just keep your hands off my welfare
*Wendy Butts, Baby Momma
2. Can’t no good come from them getting married. Pissing all over the fuckin’ family values this damn country fuckin’ fought for!-
*Homer Hung, refugee from Somalia currently working for his Uncle Samid. Homer currently qualifies for
Obama care and HUD housing.
Where does the time go?
Next week the following topic will be uncovered and exposed for the silliness it represents:
Does Oral Sex cause throat cancer?
Kid: Your beard’s not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn’t clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
- Web Junk: In the Trunk! Big Butts Are Smarter & Healthier (starpittsburgh.cbslocal.com)
- Eight Diseases Through Kissing (socyberty.com)
- Can You Give HPV to Yourself? (livescience.com)