I look at these slum down and dumb down places:
Detroit, Somwhere Else, Missouri! Madison (You bet Your Fuckin’ Ass) County, North Caroline. Stephen Kingland, Maine…Etc., etc., etc.
I look at these nowhere to go but down towns and I think of my Slum City, Franklin, New Hampshire!
We are a milled out, meth totting and welfare slinging dot on the map. If Franklin were a person…It would be that person who intentionally wore dirty underwear to an accident. It, She, We, would be the STD that there is no cure for!
It is elect or re-elect a city councilmen month. Yeh, fuckin’ ha!
I suppose it is elect a Prick for Hire in the above down and out, afore mentioned towns. See this is the point where the lines on the mirror and the lines on the faces of those who vote get blurry!
I don’t think these slum towns want to get out of their own ugly cousin way. I know Franklin doesn’t!
We elect the same wide collar, polyester plaid suit, drinking Diet Coke…year in and year out. I’ve been to the budget meetings and they remind me of a New Year’s celebration I went to when my late grandmother, bless her soul, had been stuck in the local Better Off Dead, home.
Detroit, Upper Maine, the Appalacha’s, it doesn’t matter. These are towns/states you’d be caught dead in.
Franklin? Well, these council Men, talk a good game. Increase police patrol with policemen we don’t have because we cut the budget. Beautify Daniel Webster’s birthplace though we are dirt poor and no one has ever heard of the man.
Through all the hoop la…There is Charles, call me, Gump, Cournoyer! When Charles is in charge animal control is best handled with a pistol and a shovel. Drinking on the job is great and promotes good karma with the John Deere, topless hunter Men!
What I don’t like about Gump? He is exactly what the higher taxes and fancy suits are trying to eliminate:
Local Politicians that need a place to stay ever third Tuesday of the month because the wife, the girlfriend and/or the boyfriend can’t stand ’em.
Honestly, Gump believes the following…And, I would go to his grave believing so:
If it ain’t white, harass it! If it can’t be bribed or strong armed move it to the town-line. And, it’s Adam and Eve…Not Adam and Steve.
Gump and his cronies need a flushing. A good double plunge into the commode. No other way to get rid of that kind of ignorant shit!