Without too much fanfare, a lesbian rant with be performed. I will generalize, sound sexist, political incorrect and much more. Which after 50 years on the earth; I honestly do not give a shit, if I offend anyone!
As a gay woman, I have enjoyed loving woman for obvious reasons! Woman are more nurturing, understanding, better fighters and, for better or worse, brutally honest.
That being said,
In most relationships, there is a more, manly lesbian. And, a more feminine lesbian. Words such as; Femme and Butch, Top and Bottom are used to describe these persons.
Of note, these ‘butch’ types of women do not always look like men! Often they are very frilly. It is a misnomer to believe we are wear flannel and work-boots.
I do wear flannel and work-boots. But that by no means says, I want a crew-cut and chains on my wallet.
Chores when you merge with another woman often are divided up without words or written lists.
My rant is very simple. I love my wife. I appreciate the pink. The CK1 perfume. And, the fact that her underwear matches her bra and her socks.
I really do not appreciate having to clean the bathroom drain out when it is clogged! Somehow over fifteen years of being together; I have been allotted that duty as well as, burying dead birds in the yard!
While she does the laundry and (as I believe she does on purpose) dyes my wife beater’s pink!
I am Brangien [Brangaine] of Weisefort, Ireland, lady-in-waiting to my cousin Isolde, who became promised to King Marc of Cornwall. His nephew Tristan escorted us to England by ship. But Tristan and Isolde fell in love at sea. As ye may know, or will find out, they cite the philter they drank as the cause, over which I was supposed to keep vigil. I would like to share my perspective of how I have created good in the world through my herbs and observations. There is much to tell, including how I have adopted this odd language. In good time. My life is in God’s hands. –Inspired by the modern French translations of the Tristan and Isolde texts