Things I know I could have said…when high:

Thank you for evoking memories, particularly of days gone by. *BBC
You can’t just let nature run wild. *Walter Hickel, former governor of Alaska
I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but I don’t always agree with them. *President George Bush
Even though there may be some misguided critics of what we’re trying to do, I think we’re on the wrong path. *Ronald Reagan
We don’t have to worry about endangered species-why, we can’t even get rid of the cockroach. *James Watt, former secretary of the interior
I didn’t intend for this to take on a political tone. I’m just here for the drugs. *Nancy Reagan on Just Say No!
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. *Yogi Berra
If gays are granted rights, next we’ll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernard’s and to nail-biters. *Anita Bryant

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. *Richard Nixon
I feel my best when I’m happy! *Winona Ryder