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Worthy and depth perception play no part in the daily grind of understanding the ‘news’ today. Therefore, perhaps some enlightened updates maybe needed:

Lama Hasan on the all important…when is that friggin’ royal pain in the ass baby coming? It’s messin’ with daytime dumped on depressed middle-aged virginal women programming… ‘Loving the Queen‘s comments today, wish it would happen ‘soon’. Because she’s going on holiday next week! Brilliant!’

No, Lama, brilliant is in your eye for the obvious lack of reporting.

Lima Beans? Whatever happened to those little fuckers? ‘Picked at the peak of perfection’ says, Green Giant… Don’t be duped however. There is a spy in our midst. And, not all nasty ass beans are cut from the same over-fertilized stock.
‘If you look at your can of butter beans you will find that the ingredients call them “Lima beans”. Not the cans I buy: They say butter beans. God damn it. I know my beans when I see them.

Yeah, the Dalai Lama has something to say about all this controversy. As he always does. Pious piety and plentiful goodness not in a Lima Bean can!

‘A spoon cannot taste of the food it carries. Likewise, a foolish man cannot understand the wise man´s wisdom even if he associates with a sage.’

Lastly, on the not so new news front…
Lazy thoughts from a lamented lesbian:
I never really understood Plato’s cave, the Dalai Lama’s earth goodness and/or why people love to go to the Opera. As for the Dalai Lama’s thoughts on giving motivation… ‘better to be a fool with a fist fool of sage than a genius with a handful of lima beans that aren’t really lima bean!’