Is it okay to not worry and be happy?
On the night of Nov. 27, Mrs. Katherine Ortega bought a box of fried chicken wings (not Chicken McNuggets, contrary to some reports) at a local McDonald’s restaurant and took it home to her family. While dishing it up to feed her children, Ortega noticed that one of the pieces looked, well… funny. Examining it more closely, she saw it had eyes and a beak. She screamed. It wasn’t a wing at all, she realized; it was a chicken’s head, battered, fried, and fully intact.
It sounds like an urban legend, sure enough, which is why some people have expressed skepticism. The story has earned column inches in newspapers all across the United States — even finding its way into the esteemed Washington Post — but who trusts the media to give us the facts anymore?
Whatever Happened to Mickey: Did Pop-rocks and Soda kill the Video (Commercial) star?
In a rural New Hampshire slow to the draw town, a wouldn’t-be scientist put this to the test. Final result? Technicolor vomit and lack of sleep for ten days.
As for Mickey? He’s been spotted with Pee Wee Herman down in South Miami selling ice cream out of a unassuming white van.
Can you poke an eye out with a pair of your sister’s dirty socks?
No, but many girls will go on to become women who take balls to the face everyday
If you cross your eyes too long they will stay that way!
Of course, if you are a good catholic you will also go blind and grow hair in places that are best served for finger pointing!
Are there such persons as ‘evil eye’ givers?
Again, sisters, generally older, can make time stand still and winds change direction with the tilt of their Linda Blair head. This situation can be rectified if they are force fed the following: