Down the Pike News

Duh Blonde and the Bald: Salisbury, Nah Hampsha. staff writer: Fanny Sharted It had come down the Pike that the local order but not fraternal, Bent on Bikes were called upon to perform a search and rescue. The Angry Lesbian and Grumpy Old Man Landscaping¬†Co., had gone missing. Better said, Duh Blonde, from the above mentioned company found herself lost in the thicket of things. “I had yelled and screamed for her damn near five minutes. But I’d been out back pokin’ about with dem funny lookin’ cats. Guess they liked to be called, Tea Cups. Anyways, that’s when I … Continue reading Down the Pike News