Cloning V-day

Sometimes, I think the mania…is all me.  It is obvious… my mind is twisted.

Buying a ‘blow-up’ doll for my nephew’s 16th birthday.

Mooning out of a car window, in a round-a-bout and getting stuck…like a clog in the drain.imageedit_2_7717374105

Yet, when I come downstairs to my wife speaking into a remote control.  Talking with potty mouth to a woman named, Alexa.  Not just talking but being actually agitated with this unknown woman.

These behaviors concern me.  There is more mania, way more…to go around for everyone.

For instance, I had planned on getting my wife a new and improved vacuum cleaner for Valentine’s day.  Simple, not necessarily romantic, but what she asked for.  After 16 years, I take the quickest route to making her happy.

That is until I discovered this advertisement:

Portland’s own Clone-A-Willy now offers the totally unique Clone-A-Pussy Plus+ Sleeve kit, bringing Pussy Power to a whole new level! This one-of-a-kind DIY molding kit is totally unique to the industry and will prove to be a game-changer for long distance relationships everywhere.

Simple Eloquence


Love see no faults.

It walks into doors.

And, offers up refined movement as, shade through a window.

While love dwells in the sailing ship that lay above the arid desert.

It is the hand that shuts the drawer in which we keep all that hurts.

Love, much ado about nothing.

Much to do with everything we are.



a Turbulent Heart



‘I love you…’

be enough?

I live with me.


how hard it must be.

What peace I have

unto my turbulent heart…

I give to you.

Til the sunrise and sunsets fail to renew.

with a Whole Heart


life happens
And, whatever people do, whether in the world or as a recluse.  Let them put their whole heart into it.  Let them be committed and energetic.  And, if they have to struggle, let them do it without envy or hatred.  Let them live not a life of self but a life of truth.  And, in that way, bliss will enter their hearts.  Imagine?     -Majjhima Nikaya

On this day and everyday, allow us to live life as though if were a precious gift.

Littering Love

Littering with Love

“red hair is caused by sugar and lust.”  ― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker
“red hair is caused by sugar and lust.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

Elusive and tactile
Crisped daily
New moon and cleansing dawn.
A step down upon burdened…
forgotten subtly sinful paths.

Lending hands out
of the past.
Lending hands with
broken lip lash.

Did it not make you feel
smooth with love’s storm?
Did it not it make you feel

People who substitue love for comfort...will have a lonely funeral
People who substitute love for comfort…will have a lonely funeral

forbiddingly warm?

Haunting human hues of
distant light sight.

Lending helping human kind
Lending helping hope…
with things that go bump
in the night.

Does it not make you feel like
you could walk one more guided step…
Does it not make you feel like
breathing in?
Does it not make you feel like she is
where you can begin again?

Lending, helping, littering love
Lending, helping, littered love

“People are never perfect, but love can be. ”  ― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker
“People are never perfect, but love can be. ”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker