These are a few of my favorite things:
Chocolate Chip Pancakes?
And chocolate milk?
To get married to someone, probably a guy! If it were a woman, well, Mum doesn’t want to know…she wouldn’t go to the ceremony, anyway!
Sometimes I like it rough, sex, that is.
To take care of my daddy…And, make Mum happy as can be that she adopted me!
To be awkward and shy and get someone’s attention; preferably not my mother, maybe someone her age, though.
Fantasy, porn, masturbation, self-gratification and a good vibrator on a cold winter’s night.
Hot soap and water to clean above mentioned vibrator, named Max, with. Works like a charm every time if you just keep the maintenance up.
I love to giggle and find the most innate things interesting. Leave the intellectual stuff for someone else’s take-out.
Martha’s Vineyard is my home away from attic. Mum and Daddy pay for everything. I can be big and bold and in a two sizes too small bikini and no one says, ‘Ambien, put something on, you’re embarrassing yourself.’
My sentence as a not-really-a-lesbian, the cross I must bear and least favorite activity!
“Are you sure I don’t have to…my gag reflexes are fucked up. I couldn’t do it with guys either. But I could give it a shot if you want.”
Similar responses though miles apart:
“The way you do it doesn’t really do much for me.”
Last stop on the Ambien Grace Love line:
“So you’re ok with me not eating you out? I’m glad that worry is over with!”